Introduction and Story
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I want my Cheesy Poofs!
What do you get when you merge South Park's warped wit and Turok's first person 3D engine? No you don't get a profanity spouting Eric Cartman inside of a very thick fog. Well, then again, you do see that, but what you really get is South Park the video game. Acclaim and Iguana Software have teamed up to package the wacky characters of South Park and their downright psychotic personas into a 3D first person shooter. Players will have to use some decidedly unconventional weaponry to blast their way through a signature South Park plot, one that redefines the words "campy" and "zany."
The gang pondering over an alien artifact
The story is your standard South Park fare - a huge evil comet is speeding to Earth, and it's up to the demented little (well except for Cartman) children of South Park to save the world. Throughout the missions, Chef will help you unravel the mysteries of malevolent turkeys and turkey tanks, evil clones, tank clones, killer cows, and more! As you advance through the game, you learn what evil forces lie behind all the mischief around the town of South Park.