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Angela, the following story is completely true*
Only the names and places have been changed to protect the innocent**

I was scuba-diving with a group of Norwegian proctologists along the southern border of the Bermuda triangle last week when suddenly, without warning, a man-eating shark came hurtling towards me. I only had a micro second to react! Foregoing my razor-sharp hardened-steel diving knife, I instead reached for my trusty Gigabyte X58 motherboard stored most fortuitously down the front of my wetsuit and jammed it into the monster's maw. The build quality of the board was too much for the frantic fish, and it soon succumbed to a series of rabbit punches to its dorsal fin. If not for Gigabyte, me and my Norwegian friends would be fish food!

*not counting every word after "true"
**is anyone really innocent? Discuss