Not only have I typed it by hand it’s also a translation from Spanish language joke
So there were a few funky words that I didn’t know how to translate so I’ve improvised a little and sorry for my grammar but I can’t sleep, in a few hours I will have an mcse exam
So I am a little nervous, oh! And there’s a moral to the joke in there somewhere something about Twinkies…….oh yeah…mmmm Twinkies…
» a little joke I guy named Milton went to the doctor because he had a nasty worm in his lower intestine
Dr. Pungky please help me, I tried everything to get rid of this worm and it just keeps getting bigger and fatter! I’m desperate please help me doctor Pungky!
Ok Mr. Milton I will help you but it will be a little…let’s say an unorthodox practice! … Frontier medicine if you will!………....are you willing??
YES DOCTOR PUNGKY!
I WILL TRY ANYTHING!! JUST KILL THIS WORM!
Ok Mr. Milton, the procedure will require at least 5 days so for your tomorrow 5 o’clock please bring me 3 bananas and a Twinkie
Excuse me doctor?? Did you say 3 bananas and a TWINKIE?!?
YES YOU HEARD ME!! Please Mr. Milton DO as I Say
Ok Doctor Pungky
So the next day the guy shows up with the 3 bananas and the Twinkie and doctor pungky tells Mr. Milton to drops his pants and trousers
Meanwhile the doctor puts on his latex gloves…
Please Mr. Milton now bend over…
What?!? Says nervously the patient
You heard me Mr. Milton please shut up and bend over
So the patient bends over and doc pungky then proceeds to insert the bananas in Milton’s
Ass one by one! And he saves the Twinkie for last and inserts it also
Ouch doctor! WTF??
Shut up Mr. Milton and for the next 3 days please keep bringing me the same! 3 bananas and a Twinkie…
So the patient who felt humiliated by the unorthodox procedure thinks very hard and decide to do anything that doctor pungky ask of him just to get rid of the worm
So this goes from Monday till Thursday and by then the patient started to loose his cool
OK Doctor Pungky! That’s it! I had it!! NO MORE! I CAN’T WALK STRAIGTH AFTER THIS AND I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME!
Mr. Milton please feel free to shut the hell up and don’t be a wussie! tomorrows the last day so please bring me…
YEAH YEAH! I KNOW 3 BANANAS AND A FUCKING TWINKIE
WRONG Mr. Milton 3 bananas and a BASEBALL BAT!
WHAT?!?!? Are U fucking kidding me?? WHY THE HELL YOU NEED A BASEBALL BAT FOR??
Mr. Milton! Please stop your whining and do this and for tomorrow the worm will be history
So then came next day appointment and the patient brought the bananas and the bat
So when the doctor told him to loose the pants and the trouser by then the patient was a nervous wreck
Please Doctor what are going to do with the baseball bat?? Said the patient very nervously
Please Mr. Milton shut up and please bend over for the last time
And the Milton goes Shit! And then bends over shaking his legs very nervously
So doctor pungky then proceeds to insert the 3 bananas one by one and when he finished
He grabbed the baseball bat and got a very good grip on it and then he stood measuring and aiming the baseball bat at Milton’s ass …..
The patient started to pray very nervously………please lord give me strength
A few seconds later not even 2 minutes had gone by
The worm pops his head from Milton’s ass and asked with a chipmunk voice…
» not hard? It's not that hard I agree, it's just that we get more and more new crap on a new computer, it took me like 30 minutes to uninstall all the junk that was on a new HP pc for a friend. I do this on many ocasions so maybe i should charge Dell or HP for cleaning up their crap.??
