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Human beings are a disease, and we are the cure
Jump to another image > 1 : ZING! 2 : Death in full panoromic view 3 : Max has learned a lot from his ghetto years 4 : It's even cheesier when you hear him say it 5 : Tanker explosion 6 : Professional floor demolishers at work 7 : Phew, he's not after me 8 : Max, thou hath earned the title, Sideways Flyer 9 : Lead Exchange Inc. 10 : Toasty! 11 : Oh that looks so fine 12 : Shells, bullet streaks, blood galore 13 : If this was Soldier of Fortune, that would cut his... 14 : It's awesome how enemies freeze when being shot 15 : That must've been one big explosion 16 : You need to aim better, grasshopper 17 : Incoming, one bad case of indigestion 18 : Darkness descends on New York like a hawk on its r... 19 : Molotov, you're da man 20 : Standoff 21 : Max Payne retains his championship title 22 : Check out the flowing clothes 23 : Must be a powerful shotgun to lift him off the gro... 24 : Yeah, I bet you're surprised 25 : If I die, I want it in real-time, not slow motion 26 : Bombs have made the building unstable 27 : Case in point 28 : Line 'em up 29 : The shotgun fires way too slow 30 : ...and the home, of the brave 31 : Minimeboss 32 : The wall's getting torn to bits 33 : Why does this remind me of Back to the Future? 34 : Hello Comrade, my name is Max Payne, you're in my ... 35 : The Max Payne Airborne Division does its dirty wor... 36 : Any constipation he had, is out the window 37 : And his lunch is on the walls of a container 38 : ~Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can.... 39 : Enough with the shotguns already 40 : 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 41 : Booyah 42 : Even though they have unique faces, for some reaso... 43 : Move Max... move! 44 : Good dodge 45 : I hate it when they take more than one shotgun bla... 46 : Die already! 47 : Maximillian, who will clean up this mess of shell ... 48 : Oh that does it mister, two count of Murder One an... 49 : Aww man why these things? 50 : The patented Max Payne lung filtration system 51 : Puts a real bounce in your step! 52 : A lethal game of peek-a-boo 53 : Stop moving! 54 : He's Jack's Regret at Opening the Door 55 : Didn't I see your before? Oh yeah, Counter-Strike 56 : Diving forward into the stairs isn't smart 57 : He's all shook up 58 : He's Jack's Regret at Rounding the Corner 59 : He's asking himself why he supported the candidate... 60 : Oh that's just brutal 61 : Aim, Max... aim 62 : 360 rotation around particularly fancy kills 63 : Hello Mr. Anderson 64 : Run into my lead 65 : Human beings are a disease, and we are the cure 66 : That pillar could have been your leg young man! 67 : Mimes, I hate mimes. 68 : Max isn't the only one with constipation it seems 69 : No Lieutenant, your men are already dead. 70 : Don't hit below the belt 71 : Grim 72 : Death by brain removal will be instantaneous 73 : Oooh shiny 74 : Max Payne, Ph.D., specialist in lobotomy 75 : This is precisely why I cheat when taking screensh... 76 : Max has the popular 'flat top' haircut 77 : Only 20 rounds left, 500 villains to go 78 : Lead, it's worse for your liver than drinking
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Maintainer: Jakub Wojnarowicz Date: July 31, 2001 Category: Games : Action • Return to Article
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